Only residents of Pamlico County, and myself, know all the laws governing proper behavior. Many laws are overlooked by the majority of the residents. But, being a law abiding man, I make it a point to attempt to enforce all the little known laws.
For example: in Pamlico County a women's swimsuit has to be of an appropriate size to pass through the eye of a needle and not touch the sides.
A large pizza must be equal to or greater than the diameter of the steering wheel on a 1949 REO School bus.
When finishing off a keg a beer it is required that you shoot through the end and drink the last droplets that trickle out.
Whisky will be identified as 'brown' or 'white' before offering it to a man to partake.
Duck season starts when you start killing ducks.
You have to take, and pass, a night shooting course before being issued your deer tags.
But, if you actually tag your deer you will be asked to move out of Pamlico County.
White bread is referred to as "light bread".
Sweet potatoes are the norm, if you do come across a regular potato it is referred to as an "ice potato". (I think that is some derivative of Irish potato, but maybe not.)
Oyster biscuits are acceptable breakfast food.
These are pretty straight forward. Some others are a little more difficult to enforce. We'll go over them later.
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