You know how exciting the Circus is. Everybody used to go to the circus. Nowadays it is sort of a throwback. You can see anything in the world on TV or the computer, so why bother to go to the circus.
I'll tell you why. That is is best (and maybe the only) place to see a real ring maul. You know what I'm talking about - the huge wooden sledgehammer with the steel bands around it to keep the head from splitting. The roustabouts at the circus use them to drive in huge tent pegs and stakes to tether elephants.
But think about the other uses. Using one to clobber somebody that you didn't care for. Using one to drive your postal supervisor into the ground, just like a big tent peg. I got to get one of those things. Next time Clyde Beatty comes to town I'm going shopping.
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